For those looking for my random stories from college (or University, eh?), worthy of multiple prison sentences and defamation of character law suits; I apologize, that is not what you’ll find here.

Instead it is merely a conglomeration of some of the work I did in college for various publications at the University of Toronto. I decided it was in everyone’s best interest to keep the stories of hijinx and tomfoolery between those involved in such. Some may call this selling out, others may call it censorship. I call it job security. If you want the aforementioned stories of debauchery, check out www.collegehumor.com, they’re always good for a laugh.